From my experience, Abigail isn't nearly as good as your sister is in bed.

Chad

If your friend wants to start a dynasty he should stick to ducks.

Victor

Fooling around with a complete stranger, yeah it might be a terrible idea but it's a hundred times better than being with you.

Theresa

Theresa: Let me guess, you're going to ask if I really know that guy.
Brady: Do you?
Theresa: No but he's really hot and he's great in the sack so that's really all I care about.

Clyde: I greet each and every day with a smile on my face, Victor.
Victor: Most idiots do.

So you're afraid we're going to hate dating or, and this is just off the top of my head, you're afraid my dad is going to kick your ass.

Melanie

So we're on our date to discuss if we should date.

Melanie

You know when I came to work for a powerful, international mogul I just didn't expect to be talking about old girlfriends.

Rafe

I do not want to cater to the Duck Dynasty crowd.

Victor

Abigail: A woman of your class not to mention your ageā€¦
Kate: Careful, my pretty.

Jordan is playing you like a walleyed pike and the rest of us can just sit back and watch while she reels you in.

Kate

From that do-gooder scheme that's the brain child of, and I'm using the word brain advisedly, of those two airheads who could barely run a hair dryer together.

Kate

Days of Our Lives Quotes

When it comes to screwing up, you're the gold standard.

Theresa

Eric, and Brady and I are all suffering because of your arrogance and your stupidity in bringing that evil bitch back into our lives.

Marlena