Elijah Mikaelson Quotes
Gia: So it all worked out, and yet I don't recall hearing 'Nice job, Gia. Really appreciate the help.'
Elijah: Forgive me. I was a little tied up trying to prevent Niklaus from being...well...Niklaus. Nice job, Gia. Really appreciate the help.
Gia: Man, if anyone ever needed a woman to mess his life up a bit...right. Uh, your girl actually went and...
Elijah: She did.
Elijah: Another guy.
Gia: I suppose you want me in a dress.
Elijah: We should adapt for our audience, yes.
Gia: And you? Dark suit on the left side of your closet or identical dark suit on the right?
Elijah: I prefer the one in the middle, thank you so much.
Marcel: Josephine is an eccentric old bat with no love for vampires. Your charms might not work as well as you think.
Elijah: Let me assure you my charms are quite adaptable, Marcellus.
[to Rebekah] A warning to you. You are not who you once were. This body is all too vulnerable.
Kol: I think I want to be alone for this bit.
Elijah: I'm afraid that's not an option.
Klaus: Always and forever is not just something you weasel out of, brother.
So long as Jackson brings even an inkling of joy into Hayley's life, you are not to go near him.
Elijah: So this is your solution? Mend the home, mend the man?
Cami: Or we could go fishing and I could tell you about the summer I lost my virginity.
Elijah: I'll mend the home.
This facade, this illusion, that I have created over the course of my life, the noble stag, it's nothing more than a deception to myself, to everyone, for were I truly noble brother, I would not have withheld from you a vile deed, and one that I, like a coward, allowed mother to erase from my memory. It was I who killed Tatia.
Look, Camille, you know I'm no stranger to violence. Typically however I'm possessed of a certain control. However now and then I can be consumed with the chaos and untethered from that control.
Rebekah: I wish it could always be like this.
Elijah: If wishes were horses...
Klaus: Beggars would ride.
Rebekah: I know I have to give her back to Hayley when the time is right, but she's made me realize how much I want that child of my own and I know I can't have one.
Elijah: A lovely dream, one just beyond our reach.