Elijah Mikaelson Quotes
Marcel: You’re really just gonna come in here and start making demands?
Elijah: Shhh! Marcel, grown ups are talking.
Hayley: How exactly do you plan on keeping her distracted?
Elijah: With a little salt and an old wound.
Klaus: We write our wishes and then burn them for luck. Strangely, I don’t remember wishing for an influx of enemies and yet, year after year…
Elijah: How odd. Forever on Santa’s naughty list.
Elijah: Hello, sister.
Rebekah: Tell me I didn’t miss Christmas.
Oh, Freya, I am obscenely fond of torture, but yes. When I'm entertaining, I like to be the one to decide when and how we should violate the guests.
Tristan, I can't kill you at this very moment, but I could just as easily tear your eyeballs from their sockets and feed them to your sister.
I rather enjoy Thanksgiving. The turkey, the cranberry sauce. The lies, the deceit, the betrayal.
Elijah [to Hayley]: You okay?
Marcel: I'm fine, thank you for asking.
Elijah: Marcellus, next time I ask you to take out the trash, try not to dally.
Hatred's a hell of a thing, Freya.
Hayley: I'll have to explain this family to Hope someday. I think about that sometimes.
Elijah: And what do you think?
Hayley: I won't lie to her. I'll never lie to her. But you know what I'll start with? Always and forever.
Hayley: Why are they all staring at you?
Elijah: I'm kind of a big deal around here.
[to Tristan] Watch your tongue. I am not the fun loving social butterfly you may recall.