Emerson Cod Quotes
Season 2, Episode 6: "Oh Oh Oh It's Magic"
Emerson: While we can appreciate and sympathize with your predicament, Mr. Herrmann...
The Great Herrmann: Please, call me Great.
Emerson: No.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Emerson: Here I was just about to tell you all to shut the hell up, and the you stopped talking so I didn't have to.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 5: "Dim Sum, Lose Some "
Emerson: Damn, woman, you got the kung fu grip.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Emerson: Your mother had a hunch. I could gold-leaf my bathroom with what I made off my hunches.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 3: "Bad Habits"
Emerson: What got thee to a nunnery?
Olive: Oh, Emerson. You really want to know?
Emerson: Not especially. That was just my attempt at polite wee talk. Moment's passed, so let's talk compensation.
• Rating: Unrated
Emerson: I'm Father Dowling. These are my associates: Father Mulcahy and Sister Christian.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Emerson: Rule Number One: don't buy fish on Monday. Rule Number Two: Don't poke an angry German.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Chuck: If Mother Superior found Larue's shiny stash...
Ned: Then all it would take was one push, and the convent would be back... in black.
Chuck: By-proxy high-five.
Emerson: Get, before I by-proxy vomit.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 2: "Circus Circus"
Ned: Emerson needs me.
Chuck: Why? There's no dead body to wake up.
Emerson: Nice. Anyone not hear that.
• Rating: Unrated
Emerson: You know how to knock?
Georgeann Heaps: I did knock. I came in, I said to myself, "I hope this good man can help me, knock wood," and then I knocked. My name is Georgeann Heaps.
Emerson: It's my nature to reward pushiness with inattention, Mrs. Heaps.
• Rating: Unrated
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