Season 2, Episode 6: "Oh Oh Oh It's Magic"
Emerson: While we can appreciate and sympathize with your predicament, Mr. Herrmann...The Great Herrmann: Please, call me Great.
Emerson: No.
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Olive: You turned your assistant into a bunny?
The Great Herrmann: My assistant has always been a bunny.
Olive: Oh, I... I just wanted to see if he knew that.
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The Great Hermann: (to Ned) Hello! Excuse me, excuse me. I feel I should hug you. Can I give you a big hug? I'm already hugging you, and there's nothing you can do about it.
Olive: I want a hug!
The Great Hermann: I'm not made of hugs.
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Emerson: Here I was just about to tell you all to shut the hell up, and the you stopped talking so I didn't have to.
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Olive [to Chuck and Ned]: Do either of you have a gun? Then I'm going with Emerson...
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Season 2, Episode 5: "Dim Sum, Lose Some "
Emerson: Damn, woman, you got the kung fu grip.• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Ned: "Maurice" and "Rolston"?
Chuck: You didn't even know their names?
Ned: I'm glad Dad got so fun and creative with naming after I left. "Goodbye, Ned. Hello, Mercutio and Ribald."
Chuck: Maurice and Rolston!
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Chuck: Yeah, imagine if we'd dragged Ned here and found out that his dad's still an emotional disaster.
Olive: And it turns out he's older and crankier and drinks $6 bottles of sour mash. Oh, Ned would have a trump card of an I-told-you-so.
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Emerson: Your mother had a hunch. I could gold-leaf my bathroom with what I made off my hunches.
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Ned: Do you ever shiver when you pee? That's how I felt when he spoke.
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