Eric: Why is he on the coach?
Sam: New interrogation technique.

Guess we got hacked again!

It's like finding a supervillain's bucket list.

Hetty: She just hung up on me!
Beal: Rough call, wanna talk about it?
Hetty: No I don't Mr. Beal.

You know, if you mind this less of a teaching moment, you could get back to your work faster.

Oh man this is like the world's greatest Lego set!

How did a neanderthal like Rex know to go for high tech property that belonged to Weber?

I like your facial hair. It makes you look like a pirate.

Nell: Hetty knows everything I think.
Eric: That's what I thought.

Eric: It's bad.
Nell: It's all bad.
Hetty: Aww, bugger.

And then Sam is calling me Elfie McBeale.

Eric: Hey, hey wait. I'm gonna get my tights.
Nell: They're leggings. Oh and don't forget your ears.

NCIS: Los Angeles Quotes

Kensi: Because once again you're trying to say something without actually saying it. And it's driving me nuts.
Deeks: I think you lost me.
Kensi: No. I don't think I did. I think you know exactly what I'm talking about.
Deeks: Do I?
Kensi: Damn it, Deeks, you asked me out on a date without actually asking me out on a date. Now, if this keeps going this way and we can't communicate, and we've been over this -- you never say what you mean, and if this is the way it's gonna be, then I don't know how we're ever gonna --
Deeks: I don't want to be here with you right now.
Kensi: What?
Deeks: I want to be at my place, right now ... with you.

My family.

Callen [in Russian]