Favorite Eric Taylor Quotes
Stay away from dumb gentlemen.
Coach Taylor
Hastings Ruckle: Coach are we there yet?
Coach Taylor: Nope, but we're getting there. Slowly but surely we're getting there.
Let me tell you something, it's every coach's dream to experience the highest level of idiocy that his team can muster and gentlemen, collectively us coaches, we are living a dream.
Coach Taylor
Colonel, what you doin' with that shotgun??
Coach Taylor
It needs to be shut down. I know you can do that, shut it down. Y'all wanna go after someone? Go after me, don't go after my players.
Coach Taylor
We're not playing this game in the stands, understand? Forget about that crap. This game happens on the field.
Coach Taylor
If I were you I'd get in the car right now.
Coach Taylor [to Derek]
You're knocking on the wrong doors.
Coach Taylor [to Vince]
Get the hell out of my fieldhouse right now.
Coach Taylor