Make sure that he keeps his gun at home.

I know the def con level by the look on your face.

Erin: Well, I'll deny it to my death, but Danny is the best.
Frank: Yeah, it's annoying, isn't it?
Erin: Beyond.

Halloween is when the evil come home to play.

Nicky: You are being totally unreasonable.
Erin: No, I am being your mother.

Fine. Go. Get drunk. Have sex with Greg. Get a tattoo. You need bail money, call your grandfather.

I believe it and sometimes that's more powerful than knowing it.

Are you seeing another ADA behind my back?

I love being your mom but that tour is almost over.

This is your mess. I suggest you clean it up.

As parents our first instinct is to fix everything and sometimes that just makes things worse.

If Mom were still alive she'd tell you that was beyond your skill set.