Danny: You got your piece on you?
Erin: Yeah I always bring a gun to family dinner.

Jamie: It's not like you don't have any experience with crazy people
Erin: You grew up in a house full of them.

Erin: Thank you, Amanda. I won't let you down.
Amanda: You better not.

I just wanted to say that now that I'm your boss nothing has changed. Except now I can fire any one of you at the drop of a hat. So, you should remember no direct eye contact and don't forget to bow.

Erin: I spent 12 years in Catholic school. There is no way the principal is calling me at 7:30 in the morning to request a meeting to tell me you're a straight A student.

Absolutely nothing is sacred in this family.

We decline to charge suspects every day. Many of them are guilty but you still need evidence.

Probable cause just doesn't disappear just because a cop's been shot.

Danny: If the guy wants any kind of privacy he's got to move around like a wanted man.
Erin: Well he is wanted. I want him. Linda wants him. Everybody I I know.

Erin: Five minutes ago you were that age.
Nicky: Feels like a hundred years ago.

Erin: What's the rest of your day like?
Nicky: Boring class, boring class, boring class. Fun lunch. Boring class.

If Mom were still alive she'd tell you that was beyond your skill set.