Don't sleep through your chance to take a chipmunk to homecoming


Dixon: Want to go with me to homecoming?
Silver: No
Dixon: Really? Why?
Silver: Because it's everything that's wrong with this place.... it's a big popularity contest set to music

Silver: How long you been sleeping?
Dixon: I don't know, I was asleep.

I'm a strange girl whose gonna have the most rockingest half birthday ever!

Silver: Just breathe.
Annie: I am breathing.
Silver: Breathe slower.

You are not ready for sex.

Silver [to Annie]

Silver: What's an after school special?
Annie: Google it.

Silver: How hard can it be? Look: lights on, lights off. Done.

You look tired? Up all night, thinking about me?

Silver [to Dixon]

I just like being different. That's how I'm made.

Those dimples are not gonna get you in to Harvard.

Silver [to Dixon]

Silver: Ethan and Naomi have this thing, they're in a bubble.
Annie: Well, the bubble has popped.


We're not just friends, we're a family. And nobody messes with my family.


How's your nerd?

Austin [to Naomi]