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Why are you out here, talking to me? Instead of inside, talking to your boyfriend?

You know how they say no man is an island? I think every man is an island.

Annie, things haven't been good. We haven't been happy.

Rhonda: Where's Annie?
Ethan: Don't know. Don't care.

Life is too short for dishonesty.

I'll stay, as long as you're okay with the occasional 'this is such a lame chick flick' comment.

Ty: I like the way you enunciate, Ethan.
Ethan: Thank you, Ty. I like the way you wear your jeans just one size too small.

Five minutes on stage, in front of people... I'd start sweating more than I do in an entire lacrosse game.

Ethan: Hey, girlfriend?
Annie: Yes, boyfriend?

Ethan: Gonna be staring at your Sidekick all night?
Naomi: Gonna be staring at fake boobs all night?

This isn't the Parent Trap, Naomi. You can't fix them this way.

Ethan: Wouldn't you rather save yourself for someone who cares about you?
Annie: I tried that. Didn't work out.

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Don't mock the abs.

Liam [to Dixon]

I'm very possessive when it comes to balls.