Finn: I seem to recall a rumor about a certain cheerleading coach at this school who once took horse estrogen and posed for Penthouse back in the day. So maybe I can just track that down and make a few copies and sell those to raise money for Regionals.
Sue: That's nothing but a rumor. But if that rumor were true, my Penthouse centerfold so groundbreaking that it completely redefined the term 'hirsute,' and gave birth unto these United States a pose so limber they named it the Regal American Not-So-Bald Spread Eagle, I promise you, my friend, you would never find it.

Sue Sylvester, you can suck a hot one because you are a hypocrite.

Finn: I feel like we're the Fugees or something just bouncing around from available classroom to available classroom.
Coach Beiste: Wait, you mean like refugees?
Finn: Yeah.

Marley: I was naive and insecure and self-centered and now glee club's over.
Finn: Well, you and I are still here, right?

Finn: Emperor Sylvester swooped in and carved the reservation hours into tenths. So the only time I was able to get was 9:54 on Friday night, and I'll be here, ready to rehearse, and I hope you will, too. Because if you don't, I think you're going to regret missing that opportunity for the rest of your lives.

Finn: Artie, man, you basically dragged me out of that tire shop telling me that this club was part of my destiny somehow. What did you even join? Your costume is ridiculous. It looks like a peacock died on your head!
Artie: It's called a plume.

Finn: I can't believe it's been, like, what, two days, and you've all gone in completely separate and totally insane directions.
Tina: We lost Sectionals. Our season is over. You can't be upset that we moved on. It's the healthy thing to do.

Look into the faces of these graduates. They've been to the mountaintop. This is just the first step in your climb to meet them there.

Quinn: Home for the holidays, just like we promised.
Finn: Guys, I...
Puck: Dude, if you start crying, I'm gonna kick your ass. Group hug!

Finn: Does this have to do with Kurt?
Blaine: Everything in this room reminds me of him. We were a dynamic duo in here. Kurt was my anchor. And now that he's gone, I feel like I'm floating.

Finn: Clearly you two didn't take anything from my last assignment, so I'm gonna give you a new one.
Jake: Will it also be lame?
Finn: Ignoring you.

[to Jake and Ryder] My goal was to bring you two together, not to have you guys dress up and karate chop each other in the face.

Glee Quotes

You know, a great big fat person once stood on this stage and told a group of a dozen or so nerds in hideous disco outfits that glee, by its very definition, is about opening yourself up to joy. Now it's no secret that for a long time I thought that was a load of hooey. As far as I could see the glee club was nothing but a place where a bunch of cowardly losers go to sing their troubles away and delude themselves into thinking that they live in a world that cares one iota about their hopes and dreams, totally divorced from the harsh reality that in the real world there's not much more to hope for than disappointment, heartbreak, and failure. And you know what. I was exactly right. Thats exactly what glee club is. But I was wrong about the cowardly part. What I finally realized, now that I'm well into my late thirties, it takes a lot of bravery to look around you and see the world not as it is but as it should be. A world where the quarterback becomes best friends with the gay kid, and the girl with the big nose ends up on Broadway. Finding the courage to open up your heart and sing about it. That's what glee club is. And for the longest time I thought that was silly, and now I think it's just about the bravest thing that anyone could do.

Sue

[to Finn] You know, I don't really know what's going to happen between us, but I know that you used to be the guy that would make me feel like the most special girl in the whole world, and it doesn't feel that way anymore. Now it just feels sad and confusing. And the worst part is that it doesn't even feel that bad anymore.

Rachel