Sean: Who is John Wayne?
Frank: That's sad.

Take a little more pride in our lame excuses, will you.

Frank: She had a very convincing closing argument.
Erin: It must run in the family.

I'm watching you Mr. Armel. As are the 35,000 cops who work for me.

Frank: What about nap time?
Henry: The boys are too old for naps, Francis.
Frank: I meant for us.

You can order lobster at a steak house but never order steak at a lobster shack.

You won't be poor exactly but you'll be paying for everything that used to come free so you'll feel strapped.

If a month comes and you can make rent or the car payment but not both, make the car payment because you can always sleep in your car but you can't drive your house.

I've got a good shared sacrifice. How about we outsource 911 to Bangalore.

Thanks but I think I'll stick to warm milk and whiskey.

Danny: Be like being rookies all over again.
Frank: Better not. It ain't rookie duty.

Erin: If anyone's going to punch my ex out it's going to be me.
Frank: I wouldn't mind being there to see that.