Dennis: You gonna goddamn blow this for me? You gonna blow the thin mint thing?
Frank and Dee: Noooo!

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Charlie: Are you the father of me, and shit?
Frank: We've been over this -- your mother's a giant whore!

Frank: I don't care anything about this hole - I'm passionless.
Dennis: What are you saying Frank?
Frank: I officially retire from Paddy's Pub.
The Gang: YAY!!!

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I've seen many pigs eat many men -- it was a blood bath.

What’s up bitches! I’m a man cheetah! Wanna do something with this?

Now you? I don’t know who the hell you are, ‘cause we didn’t have a black.

Dennis: All of us have gotten god damn weird.
Frank: I think we're just hitting our stride!

Only two words came up! Asians and creampies.

Frank: You’re talking like you know me. Have we ever met?
Waiter: Let’s just move past this part.

Frank: Don’t talk out loud to me!
Charlie: Roger that!

The real threat is here at home! We gotta spy on Mac and Dennis.

Do you have some sort of donkey-brain database?

It's Always Sunny Quotes

Frank: I opened up to a therapist just once. I was a kid. I got into a fight. The doctor asked me question after question, got me so scrambled up. Next thing I know, I was shanghai'd upstate to a nitwit school. You know what a nitwit school is?
Therapist: I assume you mean a school for the mentally disabled.
Frank (spits pistachio shell): Yeah, not just for nuts in the head, but bodies, too. Back then science was real crude, they stuck us all together. My roommate was a frog-kid. You ever see a frog-kid?

No I don't eat dragon, cause, uh, it's not a meal for peasants, it's a meal for kings, and I'm sort of a common man. But they don't eat us, it's a common misconception. They actually eat gold and treasure -- that's why they're always sitting on a pile of it.

Charlie