G. Callen Quotes
Season 3, Episode 22: "Neighborhood Watch"
Callen: I don't think my soul mate is a mouse click away.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 21: "Touch of Death"
Callen: Now, we know where to go if we need a Deeks replacement.
Sam: Can't we just get one from the pound like last time?
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Callen: You know what I'm doing after we get this guy?
Sam: What's that?
Callen: I'm getting a hobby.
Sam: Maybe you should start scrapbooking our cases.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 19: "Vengeance"
Callen: SEALs don't kill for jealousy.
Sam: But they would kill a traitor.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 3: "Borderline"
Sam: (about Deeks)One of these days, I'm going to kill him.
Callen: Maybe he grows on you.
Sam: So does Ringworm.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Callen: What's the safe word?
Sam: Headlock.
Callen: Really? Use headlock in a sentence.
Sam: I wasn't planning on using it.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Callen: I'm all for going green, reducing our footprints, but if Hetty has her way we're going to be reusing our bullets.
Sam: She just wants us to recover our brass, if possible.
Callen: Reusable water bottles, no more paper towels, no more paper cups, what's next to go?
Sam: Saving the planet, G.
Callen: Don't come whining to me when she replaces our toilet paper with used post its.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 2: "Black Widow"
Sam: You were a magician once.
Callen: Not magician, illusionist.
Sam: You bought a white rabbit, G.
Callen: It came with the hat.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 1: "Human Traffic"
Hetty: Mr. Callen, I don't take kindly to being tailed.
Callen: I'm more of a wingman than a tailman.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Hetty: Then that's what you should do, stay out of their way and find Mr. Deeks.
Callen: Their not going to like it if they catch us.
Hetty: Then don't get caught.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
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