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Callen: You remember to grab your car keys back there?
Sam: Son of a bitch.
Callen: Looks like we're swimming home and walking home.
Sam: Maybe not....

What the hell are you doing there, MacGyver?

Callen: Hell of a day.
Sam: Yeah. Hell of a day.

Who's Waldo?

Callen: Something tells me you know something we don't.
Deeks: Crazy, right?

Granger: Do you have any idea what you've done?
Callen: Retrieved our technology.
Sam: Made the world a better place.
Deeks: And, looked good while doing it.

You know sitting can kill you.

My family.

Callen [in Russian]

Arkady: Do I owe you a favor?
Callen: No, but when this is done I'll owe you one.
Arkady: Then this is business.

He's not a giant. He's just husky.

Callen: I'm sorry. Did I miss something? Who are these guys?
Kensi: They aren't guys. They're WODs. W-O-Ds.
Callen: Is that like a B-F-F with an S-T-D?
Kensi: W-O-D is Work Out of the Day.

Callen: You would have made a great mother, Hetty.
Hetty: I like to think I have.

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