Call the police, I've found caught a stalker. Third time this week.

Gail: It brings out the mean girl in me.
Traci: Everybody brings out the mean girl in you.

Traci: Ten more hours and you'll be popping tents and sleeping under the stars.
Gail: Being mauled by bears.

Andy: Anything in the trunk.
Gail: No, just a teenage boy.
Andy: What?

Chloe: You're like a terrible person.
Gail: Like I haven't heard that before.

Nick: Well if my goal this morning was to gross you out and then disfigure you...
Gail: You are doing so good.

Gail: Do you know how many recipes you can make with cheese puffs?
Nick: Please tell me it's just one.

Perik: You're taller than I remember.
Gail: Well I guess it's hard to gauge a person's height when they're tied to a table.

Holly: I used to be like that but it turns out I didn't like men.
Gail: Well, I don't think I like men either.
Holly: I mean I'm a lesbian.
Gail: Oh, I mean I hate people.

Traci: Getting back on that horse sounds a little exhausting.
Gail: You could make my brother the horse.
Traci: Gail, that's disgusting.
Gail: You're telling me.

Let me just be clear here. This date's not going very well for you but I'm going to stay and enjoy this festive latte and then I'm going to go home. Alone. Because there's not enough alcohol in the world to get me in bed with you.

You are the bad guy. You, Ms Perfect never hurt a fly McNally are the bad guy. And look at it, it's just killing you.

Rookie Blue Quotes

There is absolutely no training that prepares you for life on the street.

Staff Sgt. Boyko

First rookie out of their cuffs drinks for free. Everyone else pays.

Oliver Shaw