Gary: Give me the gun I'll shoot it.
Bill: Gary, I'm not giving you my gun.
Gary: Yeah, give me your-no, you're right. Give me a grenade.

Gary: What do the other two do?
Nina: I don't want to find out.
Gary: He opens doors.

Rachel: Gary, we're gonna have to run.
Gary: No, we just ate you're not supposed to run after you ate.
Rachel: Please Gary.
Gary: It's a medical fact!

You know America still makes a lot of cars, like that one, but that's terrible parking.

Bill doesn't like being in jail, he likes putting people in jail. Two different things.

I have bruises in my hair.

I like hummus, it's all one color and it's soft.

Hey Cameron, you're up in my grill. You gotta get out of my grill.

I know I'm amazing.

Follow the bug! Follow the bug! Back it up. Back it up.

You sound like the lady on my voicemail.

You're drinking pills.

Alphas Quotes

If I fix it, I can get to drive the car.

Gary

Take this ticket and eat it. Take the carbon copy too.

Nina