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A national geographic show is happening...I don't think right now is the time for a man to man....


You guys gotta get in here! Marlowe’s water just broke!

Henry: What kind of idiot drives down a public pathway?!
Shawn: Hey, that's my dad. HEY DAD!

That's a pretty lame movie of the week you're writing.

Oh, please. I'm all about touching---respectfully.

Guster, I will choke you out!

Did you consider going Costanza?

Henry: Give me one good reason I shouldn't punch you in the face.
Lloyd: Glass jaw, winning smile?

Shawn, how long have you been obsessed with this man.

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