Psych

Psych Quotes

Season 7 Episode 14: "No Trout About It"

Shawn: He sang our song....
Gus: It's on now.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lassiter: You just suspended the greatest police chief in this city's history
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gus: He can't die in there, Shawn. It's a company car.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Juliet: You married a felon you helped put in jail.
Lassiter: Come on! Rehabilitated felon. Because the system works. At least I'm not a part-time stripper like McNab!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Shawn: I like to laugh, and be held down and tickled.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Gus: I had a waffle for breakfast this morning... Do you want to hear my shoulder click?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Henry: What kind of idiot drives down a public pathway?!
Shawn: Hey, that's my dad. HEY DAD!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Shawn: Don't hit any humans!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 7 Episode 13: "Nip and Suck It"

Shawn: Not a lot of hair left to join that celebration.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Shawn: We come strong or we don't come at all.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Henry: That's a pretty lame movie of the week you're writing.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Shawn: Some of them aren't even dough at all...
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Shawn: You fingers are like magical baby wieners.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Gus: I'm on tilt, Shawn, I'm tilting.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Shawn (as Henry): I haven't had the touch of a woman since the first Maroon 5 album came out.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Gus: My black is crackin', Shawn?!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Henry: Oh, please. I'm all about touching---respectfully.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Shawn: Am I really that predictable?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Lassiter: I've got guts and cellulite. I don't even need a warrant.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Shawn: You need to uncross your crosshairs.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

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