Psych

Psych Quotes

Season 6 Episode 16: "Santabarbara Town"

Gus: Who's the big scary guy?
Shawn: His name is Carlton Lassiter. You should know that by now.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lassiter: You story, much like your lunchbox, smells a little fishy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Shawn: I am so not sleeping tonight.
 • Rating: Unrated

Shawn: Dad, you took the teeth right out of my badass comment.
 • Rating: Unrated

Woody: Hey, it's the Wood-master. Think you're gonna wanna come down here.
 • Rating: Unrated

Shawn: Well the plot, unlike your hair, continues to thicken.
 • Rating: Unrated

Shawn: It's so much bigger than mine.
Henry: It's yours, kid.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 6 Episode 15: "True Grits"

Shawn: I've never had a cause before...
 • Rating: Unrated

Shawn: Just because you put syrup on something don't make it pancakes.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Lassiter: You two are so breaking up over this.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Lassiter: That's why [the Innocence Project] is high on my crap list, right behind internal affairs, UNICEF and Lance Bass... don't ask
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Thane: I'm rounding up man. And who are you, the math police?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Gus: We just got blocked.
Thane: Ya'll just got cop-blocked.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Juliet [to Shawn]: Don't forget to Tivo "The Voice!"
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Lassiter: How many get out of jail free cards does a guy get?
Shawn: One in Chance, and another in Comminity Chess.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 6 Episode 14: "Autopsy Turvy"

Gus: Dude, we already hung out with enough crazy white people this year...
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Shawn: You're saying a dwarf is still at large?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Shawn: It's time for Gus and I to run into the night now.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Woody [to Grace]:That is the sexiest thing I have ever heard in this office.
 • Rating: Unrated

Shawn: Where the hell are we?
Gus: When the hell are we?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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