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Mr. Beal, you have elf head.

Mr. Deeks is part of this team. If anything were to happen to him, I would take it most personally.

Let's get faded.

I didn't choose this life. It chose me.

Hetty: That could have been a trap, but those men went anyway.
Sam: That's what we do.

Hetty to Eric on how he stopped the video: How did you do that!?
Eric:(I was just as lost as Hetty so i didnt catch what he said lol)
Hetty:In ENGLISH Mr. Eric!
Eric: I broke the internet.
Kensi:Seriously? Like the whole internet?
Eric: Yep.
Deeks: Even Twitter!?

(To Nate as he leaves) Keep you wits sharp, your heart open and your gun loaded.

Callen: Is there a military angle to any of this?
Hetty: No, but Detective Deeks is still the Liaison Officer with the LAPD, which makes him about as close to one of us as it gets.

Hetty: Second unrelated question, do you have plans for this weekend?
Nate: Plans?
Hetty: Plans.
Nate: Uh, are you asking me out? No, that'd be weird. No, no plans.

Hetty: Mr. Callen, I don't take kindly to being tailed.
Callen: I'm more of a wingman than a tailman.

Hetty: Then that's what you should do, stay out of their way and find Mr. Deeks.
Callen: Their not going to like it if they catch us.
Hetty: Then don't get caught.

(Hetty approaches Callen as he is sleeping, he wakes up staring at Hetty)
Hetty: Did you catch him this time? You were twitching like a sleeping dog.
Callen: Well, you now what they say about sleeping dogs. (looks at Hetty)

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