Iz: Look who got cute.
Eric: Still gay.

Penelope: The Devil would say you're already in Yale. You have security, now more than ever you can do what you want.
Isabel: And an angel would say, all the more reason to not to. You have what you want.
Penelope: You don't have a perfect transcript.
Isabel: But you don't need one. You're in. Ugh! I hate having to play the angel.
Penelope: I know, the Devil is so much better.

Dan: [on phone, walking away] I don't like lying to my girlfriend. Serena has a right to know what's going on.
Isabel: Oh my god, we have to tell Serena.
Nelly: Tell her what? We don't know what he's lying about.
Penelope: Why are you talking? Last I checked you were still on probation.

Nelly: We should at least tell Blair.
Isabel: We can't. Blair's with Chuck. Again.
Penelope: I'm really getting sick of how much time she's spending with him.
Isabel: His dad just died.
Penelope: Yeah, like a month ago.

Blair's leaving us behind. It's like the end of an era.

[to Jenny] To think, I almost asked you to wear a matching dress tonight.

Asher takes an unusually long time in the shower after lacrosse practice.

I am so glad that Gossip Girl finally got her balls back — she was so turning into the new Page Six.

Nelly: Todd's here? Do I have cushion face?
Isabel: A little.

Isabel: So how did you get Todd to play along?
Blair: Hey Is... what are you doing tonight?
Isabel: Uh, not Todd.
Blair: Fine, I guess I'll have to come up with something else.

Chuck: I love freshmen. They're so...
Isabel: Fresh?

Gossip Girl Quotes

Sometimes it's hard to see the lines we've drawn until we've crossed them. That's when we rely on the ones we love to pull us back and give us something to hold onto. Then there are the clearly marked lines. The ones that if you dare cross, you may never find your way back. XOXO, Gossip Girl.

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And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

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