Jackson Belleville Quotes
Jackson: So, good show.
Lorelai Yeah! Alex, thank you for getting us those tickets.
Sookie: Great production value.
Jackson: Oh, amazing! I mean the way they do the lighting on these things!
Sookie: It's magical! It is magical.
Alex: This is the worst piece of crap I have ever seen.
Jackson: You wanna get another produce guy?
Sookie: Maybe I should!
Jackson: Well, go ahead!
Sookie: Don't tempt me!
Jackson: That's it, I am leaving.
Sookie: Go! And take the tendrils with you!
Jackson: Fine! See you tonight?
Sookie: I love you.
Lorelai: And it always ends with a hug.
I have got a sobbing pregnant woman at home, which is not unusual except this time I didn't cause it!
Sookie St. James: Not crying.
Lorelai Gilmore: Crying a little.
Sookie St. James: Crying a little, but not blubbering. That's what we meant when we said no crying. No blubbering.
Rory: Thank you, Mom: you are my guidepost for everything.
Sookie St. James: On the verge of blubbering here.
Jackson Belleville: Not doing too well myself.
Lorelai Gilmore: Not you, too.
Luke Danes: I'm blubbering. You're freaks!
Luke Danes: [about Jess' new car] He paid you for it, right?
Gypsy: Nothing's free at Gypsy's.
Luke Danes: And he paid cash?
Gypsy: Mostly twenties.
Luke Danes: Did you make sure Andrew Jackson was on the bills, not Alfred E. Neuman or someone?
Gypsy: Looked real to me.
Luke Danes: Well when he took the money out of wherever he had it, did a mask or a gun fall out?
Gypsy: No, but he was carrying it in a canvas bag with a big dollar sign on it.
Luke Danes: Really?
Luke Danes: Good.
Gypsy: Guys are stupid.
Luke Danes: What?
Gypsy: You strip your gears, ride your brakes. And if we don't laugh after we make a joke, you think we're serious.
Jackson Belleville: [from off camera] I don't ride my brakes!
Jackson: I think we should get married.
Sookie: But - uh, but...
Sookie: Are you pregnant?
Jackson: Oh my god. This is a great lemon! Seriously, this is the best lemon I've ever tasted. Sookie, you have to try this lemon.
Sookie: Oh my god. This is a great lemon!
Lorelai:(to Jess) Jackson grows fruit... and then he scares people with it!
Sookie: I think I'll make grilled cheese.
Sookie: Well, what if he doesn't like pot roast?
Jackson: Well, then he'll like the salad, the mashed potatoes, or the corn you're making with the pot roast!
Lorelai: Hey, Sookie, the food smells great!
Sookie: It should. We're gonna make this kid think he died and went to heaven!
Jackson: Or Henry VIII's house.
Jackson: So, I think I need to say this right now. I'm not ready for marriage.
Jackson: However, I'd be willing to move in.
Sookie: Move in where?
Jackson: Move in with you.
Sookie: (laughing) Jackson, you're hilarious!
Jackson: I am?
Sookie: (mocking him) I'll move in with you. (laughs) What a riot!
Jackson: Why are you laughing?
Sookie: (laughing) You're face! God, you're good. You are good.
Jackson: I wasn't joking.
Sookie: (laughing) Come on, let's go get some punch.
Jackson: Sookie, I'm serious, I'm moving in.
Sookie: (laughing) Jackson, stop, you're gonna give me a cramp!
Jackson: Sookie, get back here!
Yes, it is her real dad. He seems very nice, kinda a folkey, poppy, urban, gruffly look to him. And obviously there's some money mixed in there, cause he has a money nose and...
(Women coughs. Jackson turns around to see Christopher and Rory standing there)
Sookie: A zucchini tush?
Jackson: Just a temporary name.
Sookie: You want me to serve my customers a genetically engineered vegetable that's named after a butt?