Nathan: Have you seen your head?
Lucas: Not lately.
Nathan: You have a Mohawk.
Lucas: I do?
Jamie: Awesome. Can I get one, daddy?
Nathan: Sure, if you wanna look goofy like your Uncle Lucas.
Jamie: Kinda like he has a tail, just on his head.
Nathan: Jamie, why don't go get Luke a bottle of water huh?
Jamie: Okay.

Jamie: [to Lucas] I think you drink too much.
Lucas: I think you're right.
Nathan: Damn, at least someone got thrown into a plate glass window. Dude, it seriously does smell like ass in here.

Jamie: Hey Daddy, when you married Mama, was it your best day ever?
Nathan: Actually, I think the day I graduated high school was my best day ever.
Jamie: How come?
Nathan: Well...'cause thats the day you were born.

Brooke: So, I have a surprise. You're gonna like it. I made Jamie a little something for his race.
Haley: Okay.
Jamie: Look, mama.
Haley: Oh my goodness. Look at this, this is a real racing suit.
Brooke: Mmm-hmm. And I even made you a sponsor, P. Sawyer.
Peyton: Oh yeah? [looks at Jamie's suit] Oh ... "Peyton Sawyer Unemployed" ... Thank you.
Brooke: You're welcome.

Skills: So what do you want to do today?
Jamie: I don't know, play I guess.
Skills: Yeah, me too.
Jaime: Don't you have a job?
Skills: What are you? The man? I don't see you paying any rent.
Jaime: That's because I don't have any money
Skills: Whatever makes two of us. Now let's just go over the drill. If we see any hot chicks today, who are you?
Jaime: I'm an orphan who needs surgery and you're paying for it 'cuz you're rich.
Skills: Good man.

Jamie: I think you drink too much.
Nathan: I think you're right.

One Tree Hill Quotes

I found my other half.

Julian

Jerry: Dude, were you really just plunging toilets?
Mouth: Yeah, we really gotta stop serving tamales at happy hour.
Jerry: You know how guys are, huh?
Mouth: It was the girls' bathroom.