Jasmine Trussell Quotes
Crosby: Hey, you were on record saying you believed in the business when it was me and Adam. What would your opinion be if it was just me?
Jasmine: Well, I told you I believe in you and I meant it, with our without Adam. So. Is this what you want?
Crosby: Yeah, it's what I want.
Jasmine: OK, then. I guess we're back in business.
Jasmine: Baby, I just went to Adam because I knew how much The Luncheonette meant to you. That's why. I'm sorry.
Crosby: It doesn't mean anything to me now. What was special about it was Adam and I. I don't have that now, so it doesn't matter.
Crosby: No no no. We discussed that the boy couldn't ride the motorcycle, but I, as a grown ass man, am gonna ride the motorcycle.
Jasmine: No, you're gonna drive the minivan.
Crosby: I am not driving the minivan.
Crosby: There's no world in which I am driving that minivan.
Crosby: You say minivan, I hear vagina. That's what I hear.
Jasmine: OK. Well, we're goin' vagina shoppin' tomorrow. So, sorry about that.
I'm in a restaurant with my boob hangin' out. You relax.
Baby, I'm sorry. I know being criticized is not fun and my mother is a master at it.
Jasmine: I want to have another baby. Maybe I'm, I don't know, maybe I'm just emotional, and just attached to this one. I don't know.
Crosby: I wanna have another baby, too.
Crosby: Yeah, like pretty bad.
Crosby: Fifteen minutes? We could make twins in 15 minutes.
Jasmine: That doesn't turn me on.
We think it's just better if you let us handle the big questions with Jabar.
Baby, you're taking this way too personal. It's not personal, it's business. Your brother wants to be in a business and you want to be in this business and maybe it's not the same thing, but it's not personal. He's still your brother.
I love you. I've always loved you. I never stopped loving you. And I don't want to live with anybody else. I know we argue all the time and we fight and I'm bossy and controlling and you're, well, you're you, but...I love our family and I want to be with you. Crosby Braverman, I want to be your wife. Will you still marry me?
Jasmine: What about the tape? What happens if it rains?
Adam: It's duct tape. It's not going to rain through duct tape. It's magic tape.