Jasmine: Baby, I just went to Adam because I knew how much The Luncheonette meant to you. That's why. I'm sorry.
Crosby: It doesn't mean anything to me now. What was special about it was Adam and I. I don't have that now, so it doesn't matter.

Crosby: No no no. We discussed that the boy couldn't ride the motorcycle, but I, as a grown ass man, am gonna ride the motorcycle.
Jasmine: No, you're gonna drive the minivan.
Crosby: I am not driving the minivan.
Jasmine: Really?
Crosby: There's no world in which I am driving that minivan.

Crosby: You say minivan, I hear vagina. That's what I hear.
Jasmine: OK. Well, we're goin' vagina shoppin' tomorrow. So, sorry about that.

I'm in a restaurant with my boob hangin' out. You relax.

Baby, I'm sorry. I know being criticized is not fun and my mother is a master at it.

Jasmine: I want to have another baby. Maybe I'm, I don't know, maybe I'm just emotional, and just attached to this one. I don't know.
Crosby: I wanna have another baby, too.
Jasmine: Really?
Crosby: Yeah, like pretty bad.

Crosby: Fifteen minutes? We could make twins in 15 minutes.
Jasmine: That doesn't turn me on.

We think it's just better if you let us handle the big questions with Jabar.

Baby, you're taking this way too personal. It's not personal, it's business. Your brother wants to be in a business and you want to be in this business and maybe it's not the same thing, but it's not personal. He's still your brother.

I love you. I've always loved you. I never stopped loving you. And I don't want to live with anybody else. I know we argue all the time and we fight and I'm bossy and controlling and you're, well, you're you, but...I love our family and I want to be with you. Crosby Braverman, I want to be your wife. Will you still marry me?

Jasmine: What about the tape? What happens if it rains?
Adam: It's duct tape. It's not going to rain through duct tape. It's magic tape.

Joe found the house. And I haven't said yes yet. He's been looking to buy for a while. And, whether or not I'm included in this house is open for discussion, which is why I'm here, because I didn't want to make a decision without talking to you first.

Parenthood Quotes

Amber, you know, I was two years in Viet Nam. Do you know what I thought about, what I dreamt about? Coming home, having a family, having grandkids. I dreamt you, Amber. And Haddie, and Drew, and Sydney and Max. We almost lost ya Amber. You've had some bad breaks. You're not feeling good about yourself. You didn't get into Berkeley? Well boo friggin who. You got to suck it up girl, you're a Braverman. You got my blood in your veins. If you ever do something like this again, if you even think of doing something like this again, I will kick your little butt all the way from here to the Golden Gate Bridge. You do not have my permission to mess with my dreams. Are we clear?

Zeek

Joel: When have you not thought clearly?
Julia: Two years ago. I was not thinking clearly. I was pretty much unraveling. You left.
Joel: K. That's not going to happen again.
Julia: Good. But... I can't tell you that it won't happen again, that I'll be... I don't know, I know that I was hard to live with. I realize that it was rough.
Joel: Honey, I'll tell you this as many times as you need me to. I will never leave you again. I will never leave you.

Parenthood Music

  Song Artist
On my way back home On My Way Back Home Band of Horses iTunes
Song Smile Evil Twins
Well runs dry Well Runs Dry Peter Case iTunes