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Crosby: You say minivan, I hear vagina. That's what I hear.
Jasmine: OK. Well, we're goin' vagina shoppin' tomorrow. So, sorry about that.

I'm in a restaurant with my boob hangin' out. You relax.

Baby, I'm sorry. I know being criticized is not fun and my mother is a master at it.

Jasmine: I want to have another baby. Maybe I'm, I don't know, maybe I'm just emotional, and just attached to this one. I don't know.
Crosby: I wanna have another baby, too.
Jasmine: Really?
Crosby: Yeah, like pretty bad.

Crosby: Fifteen minutes? We could make twins in 15 minutes.
Jasmine: That doesn't turn me on.

We think it's just better if you let us handle the big questions with Jabar.

Baby, you're taking this way too personal. It's not personal, it's business. Your brother wants to be in a business and you want to be in this business and maybe it's not the same thing, but it's not personal. He's still your brother.

I love you. I've always loved you. I never stopped loving you. And I don't want to live with anybody else. I know we argue all the time and we fight and I'm bossy and controlling and you're, well, you're you, but...I love our family and I want to be with you. Crosby Braverman, I want to be your wife. Will you still marry me?

Jasmine: What about the tape? What happens if it rains?
Adam: It's duct tape. It's not going to rain through duct tape. It's magic tape.

Joe found the house. And I haven't said yes yet. He's been looking to buy for a while. And, whether or not I'm included in this house is open for discussion, which is why I'm here, because I didn't want to make a decision without talking to you first.

Crosby: Does he listen to adult contemporary?
Jasmine: Not all the time.

Crosby: Yeah, well I'm so sorry sweetie. I'm sorry I failed you again.
Jasmine: Well, at least you're consistent!

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Parenthood Music

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On-my-way-back-home On My Way Back Home Band of Horses iTunes
Song Smile Evil Twins
Well-runs-dry Well Runs Dry Peter Case iTunes
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