Parenthood

Parenthood Quotes

Season 4 Episode 15: "Because You're My Sister"

Victor: Can Max and I go to the vending machine?
Julia: Yeah, of course!
Victor: Thanks Mom!
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Victor: I want you to come to my adoption ceremony.
Sydney: Why?
Victor: Because you're my sister.
Sydney: Fine.
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Sarah: I'm going to try make it work with Hank. I have to get my life together. I could never explain to you how much I love you. I'm going to make it work with Hank.
Mark: Um...I don't know what to.. what to say.
Sarah: I'm sorry. Goodbye Mark.
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Crosby: Are you having an afternoon delight with Strawberry Shortcake? You need to warn me about that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Adam: I was selfish. I was just sick of sharing you with cancer, and everyone else. I just wanted you to myself for a while.
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Mark: I just needed to be honest and tell you that I still love you and I know that I'm always gonna love you because you're the one for me. We've gone through so many different things and, uh, uh, we've fought for who we are, cause when it's just us in a room together, it's amazing. And I think you know that, too.
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Ryan: I just hope that you can remember the bond that we have, you know? You're my best friend in the whole world. I feel like I've known you my whole life. I don't even know what it was like before you. I don't even think about it.
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Season 4 Episode 14: "One Step Forward, Two Steps Back"

Mark: I just came here to tell you that I'm still in love with Sarah and I'm going to be the classy guy that you never were and tell you to your face that I'm planning on taking her back.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Crosby: You're judging. You're busy judging in a subdued, calculating manner.
Renee: In a subdued, calculated manner.
Crosby: See? Even slower. Great.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jasmine: Baby, I'm sorry. I know being criticized is not fun and my mother is a master at it.
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Joel: We should finalize it.
Julia: What?
Joel: I think we should finalize it. You know, talk to the lawyers, file the paperwork, dot the Is, cross the Ts. If there's anything that's going to tell our boy that he's a part of our family, that's it. I just think we need to, you know, take the leap.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 13: "Small Victories"

Mark: I feel like I gave up too easily and I should have fought for you.
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Joel: Okay, ya know what? That's my wife. Don't talk to her that way.
Victor: Whatever. She didn't even get arrested.
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Kristina: Honey, how old were you when you got your first boner?
Adam: What?
Kristina: You know, stiffy, hard on, chubby, whatever...how old were you when you first got wood?
Adam: What the hell? Is it even six o'clock yet?
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Max: Hi grandpa, I have pubic hair.
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Victor: My real mom got me Burger King every day.
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Season 4 Episode 12: "Keep On Rowing"

Kristina: Honey, you're so awesome. I'm sorry I'm such a tease. You got all oiled up and you have you're Merv Griffin jacket.
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Crosby: That's great honey. I really hope she feels like she's on a cruise ship so she doesn't want to leave.
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Kristina: If you'll have me, I would like to go out on a date with you.
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Crosby: Look. I love your mom. I do. But she cannot move in with us! she's going to take over. She's going to have prayer circles and crucifixes everywhere...
 • Rating: Unrated

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