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I might be a vampire Bill, but I am also a girl. And what just happened down there isn't anything like what I dreamed about.

All you gotta do is drink this cunt's blood and this could all be over.

You say you refuse to accept this, but what are you gonna do?

Tara: What the hell's wrong with you?
Jessica: I are four faerie girls, I'm so f-cked up.

Jessica: Is that Bill?
Sookie: Not any more.

(Pam and Tara kiss)
Sookie: Oh, ok.
Jessica: I knew it!

Guess that whole friendship things on hold.

We're gonna live forever. We're gonna be young forever. The world is wide open to us.

Have you seen Jason's butt? When it's rock hard, you could chip a fang on it.

Jason: You're dangerous.
Jessica: Yes I am.

I'm so sick of silverin' myself all day every day, being pissed off all the time. This is what PMS used to feel like.

I don't care what happens, as long as I get to kill shit.

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Eric Northman is nothing if he is not pure fucking sex on a throne.


Pull over...pleeeease.


True Blood Music

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Good-behaviour Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol-whip-me Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed-country-rebel Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes
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