I might be a vampire Bill, but I am also a girl. And what just happened down there isn't anything like what I dreamed about.

• Permalink: I might be a vampire Bill, but I am also a girl. And what just happened down there isn't...
• Added: August 24, 2014

All you gotta do is drink this cunt's blood and this could all be over.

• Permalink: All you gotta do is drink this cunt's blood and this could all be over.
• Added: August 17, 2014

You say you refuse to accept this, but what are you gonna do?

• Permalink: You say you refuse to accept this, but what are you gonna do?
• Added: August 03, 2014

Tara: What the hell's wrong with you?
Jessica: I are four faerie girls, I'm so f-cked up.

• Permalink: What the hell's wrong with you? I are four faerie girls, I'm s...
• Added: July 14, 2013

Jessica: Is that Bill?
Sookie: Not any more.

• Permalink: Is that Bill? Not any more.
• Added: June 17, 2013

(Pam and Tara kiss)
Sookie: Oh, ok.
Jessica: I knew it!

• Permalink: Oh, ok. I knew it!
• Added: August 26, 2012

Guess that whole friendship things on hold.

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• Added: July 15, 2012

We're gonna live forever. We're gonna be young forever. The world is wide open to us.

• Permalink: We're gonna live forever. We're gonna be young forever. The worl...
• Added: July 08, 2012

Have you seen Jason's butt? When it's rock hard, you could chip a fang on it.

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• Added: June 18, 2012

Jason: You're dangerous.
Jessica: Yes I am.

• Permalink: You're dangerous. Yes I am.
• Added: September 11, 2011

I'm so sick of silverin' myself all day every day, being pissed off all the time. This is what PMS used to feel like.

• Permalink: This is what PMS used to feel like.
• Added: September 04, 2011

I don't care what happens, as long as I get to kill shit.

• Permalink: I don't care what happens, as long as I get to kill s**t.
• Added: August 28, 2011