Leave it to the three friends you recently stabbed in the back.

Hello Gertrude. It's Colonel John Casey. I'd like to have a meal with you. My treat.

You ever have sex with someone who just tried to kill you? It's incredible.

It made a nasty scar right over one of my favorite scars.

Chuck: What about the mission?
Casey: Don't worry, Morgan saved the day.

Do you actually play any non-video game sports?

Casey (to Chuck)

I want it noted that I took out six of their guys.

Volkoff (pointing to Reagan): Is he still in charge?
Casey (grunts): If only.

Like the mother I never had.

Morgan: Casey, they got acid, just like in that really disgusting scene from Breaking Bad.
Casey: I've never seen Breaking Bad.
Morgan: What? You'd love it. It's great. It's like the perfect counter programming to...

Sarah: Why can't Casey stay her with your mom?
Casey: Hell no, I'm going with Chuck.

This is what happens when you draw your plans from Star Wars.

Chuck Quotes

Sarah: Wow, I didn't think people still named their kids Chuck. Or Morgan, for that matter.
Chuck: My parents were sadists, and carnival freaks found him in a dumpster.
Morgan: But they raised me as one of their own!

Chuck: Uh, you know, Sis, the thing is, Morgan and I don't really feel like we're fitting in...at my birthday party...'cause we don't know anybody, 'cause they're all your friends, and they all happen to be doctors.
Morgan: Doctors who don't really get our jokes!
Chuck: Well, your jokes

Chuck Music

  Song Artist
Wait It Out Imogen Heap iTunes
Black and Gold Sam Sparro iTunes
Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Is In) Kenny Rogers iTunes