Josh Quotes
Josh: Yeah, I kinda get it now. He's super compelling.
Sally: I kinda want to make out with him.
Josh: How is a witch entrusted with feeding the needy? I'm just wondering.
Nora: Why would you insult her?
Josh: I'm nervous. And this is weird. Please just give me that, okay?
I can't do this. I can never cut through the breastplate with this.
I'm dead inside. I swear, if we go another psychic, you're going to have to go to a psychic to contact me.
Oh yeah, you're right. Wildly attacking him with some rusty shears is way less messy than shooting him.
Josh: I will protect you from this. I still can.
Julia: No Josh, it's too late.
Julia: What? What are you?
Josh: I'm a werewolf.
Julia: Why didn't you tell me?
Josh: I couldn't. I didn't know how.
But lying is what got us here in the first place. Isn't it my responsibility to try to make things right, whatever it takes?
Nora: There are other things I learned out there with Bryn. I learned how you can get back everything you ever wanted and never have to hurt anyone ever again.
Josh: You're not making any sense.
Nora: I know how to lift this curse, Josh. Forever.
Aidan: I'm free.
Josh: What?
Aidan: I'm free. From all of it.
Josh: Then isn't this great news? Shouldn't you be like in a field somewhere in white linen rolling around in daisies?
Aidan: What next stage? You already slept with her.
Josh: That wasn't me. Stu stole my penis.
I feel like I'm watching stories with my memaw!
