Favorite Julia Braverman-Graham Quotes
Joel: When have you not thought clearly?
Julia: Two years ago. I was not thinking clearly. I was pretty much unraveling. You left.
Joel: K. That's not going to happen again.
Julia: Good. But... I can't tell you that it won't happen again, that I'll be... I don't know, I know that I was hard to live with. I realize that it was rough.
Joel: Honey, I'll tell you this as many times as you need me to. I will never leave you again. I will never leave you.
Joel: Does telling me exactly what I should say make you feel like less of a control freak?
Julia: All right fine, this is who I am. I am going to except it. I'm a control freak.
Julia: I'm sorry that it's Chris, but you know I slept with people, you slept with people, let's just, who cares, let's go.
Joel: Wait. What? What do you mean? People?
Racquel: We can't make our children into something they are not.
Julia: Thanks. That's very Buddhist.
Julia: Crosby I'm serious, I'm, I'm... you have to get the test. Yes, there are serious financial and legal ramifications.
Crosby: You know, sometimes you sound so much like a lawyer.
Julia: Are you afraid of being the father or not the father?
Crosby: Yes, both.
Julia: It's more complicated then I just explained.
Haddie: Then screwing some poor slob out of his retirement.
Julia: What?
Haddie: Pretty Woman, I was just quoting Julia Roberts.
Julia: I'm going back out there. I've read ten books on sex-ed I think I have a little bit of a better handle on how to explain a penis to a six year old girl.
Joel: Can we just give it five or six years to shake off the damage we've done and start fresh?
Julia: And besides there are three Amy's, we can blame it on the other one.
Joel: What happens when we run out of Amy's?
Julia: You think of something.
Joel: You said that so seductively, clever girl.
Joel: If we're going to have another baby Julia there has to be room for me. You can't be the one making all the plans and I just, I can't be the yes man.
Julia: I know, I do.
