Favorite Juliet "Jules" O'Hara Quotes
Carlton: That's your boyfriend.
Juliet: I know.
Juliet: Shawn, Gus, I can see you.
Shawn: I know I'm in the dog house—
Juliet: No, you're gonna have to work really hard to get into the dog house...
Shawn: Ok, so I'm in the yard, which is still an enclosed area...
(Pause) Unless I'm in the pound...Jules, am I in the pound?!
You are on the hook until you make it so I don't have to lie for you anymore.
You pinched and bit a man?
He's a grown man. I think he will land on his feet.
Juliet: I am not a moron.
Shawn: Even if you were I would clean up your messes....
Juliet: You married a felon you helped put in jail.
Lassiter: Come on! Rehabilitated felon. Because the system works. At least I'm not a part-time stripper like McNab!
Juliet: You kiss her, you die.
Shawn: Duly noted.
Juliet: She has the key to my house!
Shawn: Our house! In the middle of the street!
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Shawn: Jules, I know you have some very definite expectations for this weekend.
Jules: Why do you think that?
Shawn: Because you sent me an email on the 5th that said, "Shawn, I have some very definite expectations for this weekend.
Juliet: That is cheating right?
Carlton: Absolutely.
