Lassiter, please pretend you're a human.

Do you hear me? Off the show...NOW.

Juliet: You kiss her, you die.
Shawn: Duly noted.

Juliet: That is cheating right?
Carlton: Absolutely.

Don't forget to Tivo "The Voice!"

So the next time you decide to put your life in danger, remember there is someone that loves you that is worried sick...

You know, you're gonna make a really handsome baby daddy...

Shawn: Friend, that's me, I in friend status..
Juliet: Of course, what else would you be, Shawn?

Shawn: I just made a major epiphany. You know my lease is almost up? Right, well, I've been thinking "Shawn, it's time you moved on in your life as a man." It's not just about me anymore.
Juliet: I think that's a very mature thought, Mr. Spencer.
Shawn: So you know what I'm gonna do?...I am gonna move in with my dad....

Peg H doesn't exist! I am going to kill somebody....

Jonathan Taylor Thomas is not an acronym.

I can't read alive women right now...

Woody

Psych Quotes

Gus: That's a player's move, Shawn, a player's move.
Shawn: That's not a player's move, Gus, that's an astronomer's move.

Juliet: It's all police work Carlton.
Carlton: Yeah, right, and global warming is real.
Juliet: Yes, it is, Carlton.
Carlton: Sure it is.