Popular Karen Cartwright Quotes
Sam: Ivy's doing the nasty with the Dark Lord, huh?
Dennis: That's what I said.
Karen: Who's the Dark Lord?
Sam: Sauron himself, Derek.
You should be helping me.
Derek: Don't be afraid of the sex.
Karen: I'm not
I feel like a frog.
Ivy: Hey, we're not best friends, you know, okay?
Karen: I know.
Derek: I think you'd make a brilliant Marilyn. I see it. You know. In my head.
Karen: Really?
Karen: You okay?
Ivy: Please don't be nice to me right now. I mean it, I really will fall apart if you are nice to me.
Karen: So, can we get married. Is the offer still on the table?
Dev: Whoa....
Jimmy: Friends?
Karen: Sure. Friends.
Tom: Let me be you.
Karen: Great.
I'm not your Marilyn. She is."
It's not right for the show. I'm sorry, Derek.