Mrs. Deeks: You cook?
Kensi: No
Mrs. Deeks: You wanna learn?
Kensi: No
Mrs. Deeks: I like her

Deeks: Kensi don't ask me that question.
Kensi: Why not?
Deeks: 'Cause I honestly don't want to answer it.

Kensi: I minored in botany.
Deeks: You also majored in "bother me."

Deeks: Maybe we should take a night off every now and then.
Kensi: Im so glad you said that.

Thapa: Gurkha's are like Monks -- we don't know much about relationships.
Deeks: What!?
Thapa: My strength lies in listening.

Kensi: You don't even remember their names.
Deeks: Cat, Mindy, Mandy, Tiffany, and Tiffany. How can you forget such a pantheon of crazy girl names?

Admit nothing, deny everything, and make counteraccusations. Nice try, we went to the same interrogation classes.

Deeks: Now that doesn't sound stupid, that sounds smart! Shall we?
Kensi: We shall.

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Deeks: Whoa, it looks like your house after you clean it.
Kensi: Thanks.

Deeks: You don't have an appreciation for vintage animation
Kensi: By vintage animation, do you mean old cartoons?

Deeks: You got my back?
Kensi: Always.

Deeks: Hey boys, how's the honeymoon going?
Sam: Oh really? You two wanna go there?
Kensi: Leave me out of it, I'm not going anywhere.