Deeks: Kensi don't ask me that question.
Kensi: Why not?
Deeks: 'Cause I honestly don't want to answer it.

Kensi: I minored in botany.
Deeks: You also majored in "bother me."

Deeks: Maybe we should take a night off every now and then.
Kensi: Im so glad you said that.

Thapa: Gurkha's are like Monks -- we don't know much about relationships.
Deeks: What!?
Thapa: My strength lies in listening.

Kensi: You don't even remember their names.
Deeks: Cat, Mindy, Mandy, Tiffany, and Tiffany. How can you forget such a pantheon of crazy girl names?

Admit nothing, deny everything, and make counteraccusations. Nice try, we went to the same interrogation classes.

Deeks: Now that doesn't sound stupid, that sounds smart! Shall we?
Kensi: We shall.

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Deeks: Whoa, it looks like your house after you clean it.
Kensi: Thanks.

Deeks: You don't have an appreciation for vintage animation
Kensi: By vintage animation, do you mean old cartoons?

Deeks: You got my back?
Kensi: Always.

Deeks: Hey boys, how's the honeymoon going?
Sam: Oh really? You two wanna go there?
Kensi: Leave me out of it, I'm not going anywhere.

Sam: If anything goes bad, it's better if it's just us.
Kensi: If anything goes wrong, it's better if you have backup!

NCIS: Los Angeles Quotes

Kensi: Because once again you're trying to say something without actually saying it. And it's driving me nuts.
Deeks: I think you lost me.
Kensi: No. I don't think I did. I think you know exactly what I'm talking about.
Deeks: Do I?
Kensi: Damn it, Deeks, you asked me out on a date without actually asking me out on a date. Now, if this keeps going this way and we can't communicate, and we've been over this -- you never say what you mean, and if this is the way it's gonna be, then I don't know how we're ever gonna --
Deeks: I don't want to be here with you right now.
Kensi: What?
Deeks: I want to be at my place, right now ... with you.

My family.

Callen [in Russian]