Mrs. Deeks: You cook?
Kensi: No
Mrs. Deeks: You wanna learn?
Kensi: No
Mrs. Deeks: I like her

Deeks: Kensi don't ask me that question.
Kensi: Why not?
Deeks: 'Cause I honestly don't want to answer it.

Kensi: I minored in botany.
Deeks: You also majored in "bother me."

Deeks: Maybe we should take a night off every now and then.
Kensi: Im so glad you said that.

Thapa: Gurkha's are like Monks -- we don't know much about relationships.
Deeks: What!?
Thapa: My strength lies in listening.

Kensi: You don't even remember their names.
Deeks: Cat, Mindy, Mandy, Tiffany, and Tiffany. How can you forget such a pantheon of crazy girl names?

Admit nothing, deny everything, and make counteraccusations. Nice try, we went to the same interrogation classes.

Deeks: Now that doesn't sound stupid, that sounds smart! Shall we?
Kensi: We shall.

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Deeks: Whoa, it looks like your house after you clean it.
Kensi: Thanks.

Deeks: You don't have an appreciation for vintage animation
Kensi: By vintage animation, do you mean old cartoons?

Deeks: You got my back?
Kensi: Always.

Deeks: Hey boys, how's the honeymoon going?
Sam: Oh really? You two wanna go there?
Kensi: Leave me out of it, I'm not going anywhere.

NCIS: Los Angeles Quotes

How's your beach body?

Deeks

If you got rockets and your intent is to kill the Ambassador, why would you let her go deeper in the building?

Callen