The Originals
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on The CWPopular Klaus Mikaelson Quotes
Don't worry, Elijah. I remain as redeemable as ever.
Klaus: Are there any more inopportune deaths you'd like to wave in my face?
Elijah: Give me a month. I'll get you a list.
Young, old, dead, or alive, witches are a pain in the ass.
Elijah: Not a people person, are you Niklaus?
Klaus: Nonsense, I love people.
Listen, Hayley, a word of advice when dealing with Elijah. Don't do as I do. Just apologize. He's accomplished at many things, but he is a master at forgiveness.
You're a bit of a mad genius, Elijah! Count me in!
Klaus: This is not a democracy!
Elijah: You're quite right. This is family.
Well, this is no family reunion without our mother! I'll fetch her!
Who of you will fight to defend our home? Not a single one of you will stand with me. So afraid are you of this new threat? You should know better.
Not long ago, you all united against me. You failed. Since then, in my benevolence, I have wiped the slate clean, yet it seems clear you think that I am the one who needs to earn your respect, your loyalty. You are mistaken. It is you who must prove yourselves to me. Our community is under attack. I require soldiers. I need warriors. Not cowards. Each of you has a decision to make. You either fight alongside me, or you leave. Now.
Marcel: Back in the day the witches wanted to send a threat, they'd just kill a chicken and leave it on your doorstep.
Elijah: That's a rather large and ominous chicken, wouldn't you say?
Klaus: Well, how may I ask was this particular vision interpreted?
Sophie: Pretty much that your baby would bring death to all witches.
Klaus: Oh, well, I grow fonder of this child by the second.
