Landry Clarke Quotes
I would not talk about your job at the art gallery, that's not reassuring for a football coach.
Landry: I'm actually gonna miss this place.
Julie: Miss Dillon?
Landry: No, I'm gonna miss the Alamo Freeze and all their cool treats and hot eats.
You stay golden Julie Taylor.
I know I'm far from the most talented player on this team, but it seems to me that we can either win together, or we can lose alone. And I just want to say it's an honor and a privilege to be here with y'all.
Maybe the whole is greater than the sum of its parts.
Landry Clarke: [sees Lyla stranded] "I'm pullin' over."
Tyra Collette: "Why?"
Landry Clarke: "Because it's the Christian thing to do."
Tyra Collette: [rolls down window] "Oh, hey, cheating cheerleader bitch. Wanna ride?
Tyra Collette: Just wish I could build a time machine and go back and shoot who ever it is that invented Algebra, that’s for sure.
Landry Clarke: Well, see, that’s kind of a Catch-22, though, because in order to invent that time machine you may need to use Algebra.
"Here's to Tyra. I'm in your house... with strippers... and God bless all who enter here."
[to Tim] "My God, you really are ridiculous. Do you just have the rally girls do everything for you? Do they chew your food and wipe your butt for you? How does it work? I just sat hear and read the entire book to you. And you have nothing to say."
I'm thinking about starting a Christian speed metal band. Are you in?