Friday Night Lights

Landry Clarke Quotes

Landry [to Matt]: I would not talk about your job at the art gallery, that's not reassuring for a football coach.
 • Rating: Unrated

Landry: I'm actually gonna miss this place.
Julie: Miss Dillon?
Landry: No, I'm gonna miss the Alamo Freeze and all their cool treats and hot eats.
 • Rating: Unrated

Landry: You stay golden Julie Taylor.
 • Rating: Unrated

Landry: I know I'm far from the most talented player on this team, but it seems to me that we can either win together, or we can lose alone. And I just want to say it's an honor and a privilege to be here with y'all.
 • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0

Landry: Maybe the whole is greater than the sum of its parts.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Landry Clarke: [sees Lyla stranded] "I'm pullin' over."
Tyra Collette: "Why?"
Landry Clarke: "Because it's the Christian thing to do."
Tyra Collette: [rolls down window] "Oh, hey, cheating cheerleader bitch. Wanna ride?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tyra Collette: Just wish I could build a time machine and go back and shoot who ever it is that invented Algebra, that’s for sure.
Landry Clarke: Well, see, that’s kind of a Catch-22, though, because in order to invent that time machine you may need to use Algebra.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Landry: "Here's to Tyra. I'm in your house... with strippers... and God bless all who enter here."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Landry Clarke: [to Tim] "My God, you really are ridiculous. Do you just have the rally girls do everything for you? Do they chew your food and wipe your butt for you? How does it work? I just sat hear and read the entire book to you. And you have nothing to say."
 • Rating: Unrated

Landry: I'm thinking about starting a Christian speed metal band. Are you in?
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Are we missing your favorite quote from "?" Submit it here and get points for adding quotes!