Season 2, Episode 5: "Let's Get It On"
Landry: I know I'm far from the most talented player on this team, but it seems to me that we can either win together, or we can lose alone. And I just want to say it's an honor and a privilege to be here with y'all.• Rating: 8.6 / 10 • Permalink
Landry: Maybe the whole is greater than the sum of its parts.
• Rating: 4.7 / 10 • Permalink
Season 1, Episode 22: "State"
Landry Clarke: [sees Lyla stranded] "I'm pullin' over."Tyra Collette: "Why?"
Landry Clarke: "Because it's the Christian thing to do."
Tyra Collette: [rolls down window] "Oh, hey, cheating cheerleader bitch. Wanna ride?
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Season 1, Episode 20: "Mud Bowl"
Tyra Collette: Just wish I could build a time machine and go back and shoot who ever it is that invented Algebra, that’s for sure.Landry Clarke: Well, see, that’s kind of a Catch-22, though, because in order to invent that time machine you may need to use Algebra.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Season 1, Episode 18: "Extended Families"
Landry: "Here's to Tyra. I'm in your house... with strippers... and God bless all who enter here."• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Season 1, Episode 11: "Nevermind"
Landry Clarke: [to Tim] "My God, you really are ridiculous. Do you just have the rally girls do everything for you? Do they chew your food and wipe your butt for you? How does it work? I just sat hear and read the entire book to you. And you have nothing to say."• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Season 1, Episode 1: "Pilot"
Landry: I'm thinking about starting a Christian speed metal band. Are you in?• Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
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