Favorite Lemon Breeland Quotes
[To George] Excuse me, I have to go marry the ketchup's. Maybe they'll go through with it
Lemon: [To Zoe] What the heck are you wearing?...... Is that Wade's shirt?
Zoe: Is it! Wade! I told you to do your own laundry, stop putting your clothes in with mine!
Wade: Oh.... Man... I really hate... her.
Lemon: Oh, this is about George Tucker. Because he broke up with Tansy and you think Zeorge is inevitable. No, you don't? Why not? He's finally single. She's single. Why wouldn't they? Oh my God. You slept with Zoe Hart.
Wade: Who are you?
Cute outfit. Did you join a gang?
Ruby: I suppose I am [the love of Lavon's life]. It's destiny. Poor Lemon, it must be so hard for you to hear about my happiness since this is the first Christmas you're having since being left at the altar.
Lemon: You don't know what you're talking about Ruby Jefferies, in fact you don't know anything at all. You aren't the only person that Lavon ever loved!
I mean I still hate and I'll hate you until your dying day
Lemon: Do I just launch myself at him?
Annabeth: No, there should be no launching.
Zoe: How could I be so gullible? I'm from New York!
Lemon: Yes, please. Remind me again.
Lemon: In fact I think it's a wonderful idea!
Shelby: It is?
You may be a snobby New Yorker with horrible fashion sense but at least you have a career.
Wade: Lemon, another beer.
Lemon: You snap those fingers at me one more time Wade, and I'll swear to God I will chop them off that dainty little hand of yours.
I'm working hard on not slapping you silly, does that count?