Favorite Lemon Breeland Quotes
Wade: Lemon, another beer.
Lemon: You snap those fingers at me one more time Wade, and I'll swear to God I will chop them off that dainty little hand of yours.
Lemon: Wade! Mimosa!
Wade: Not a waiter Lemon. Bartender.
Annabeth we're not animals, we can control who we do and do not sleep with.
Your medical help is appreciated but your family counseling is not.
Lemon: Ruby, Merry Christmas.
Ruby: Likewise. though I don't know, the Holidays can expose the emptiness in ones life.
Lemon: Me? No, I'm dating someone actually. You remember him? He's the guy that chose me over you.
Ruby: The dentist?
Lemon: Orthodontist.
Ruby: Oh good, maybe he can give you a free session to fix that underbite.
Lemon: You are just such a riot!
Ruby: Listen up Lemon, do you have any idea who you're dealing with? Queen of Blueberry Festival, Spirit Squad, Junior Bonnet Girl, Senior Bonnet Girl, role of Wendy in Peter Pan, and first violin in the Bluebell youth Orchestra.
Lemon: Trust me, I didn't forget.
Ruby: You think I was interested in any of those plays, pageants, and competitions. I hate Peter Pan!
Lemon: Then why did you-?
Ruby: Cause I wanted to beat you.I wanna watch you loose.
Lemon: Can I tell you a secret, that ain't gonna happen tonight.
Lemon: He wants to make me dinner, that's code for he hates my cookin' right?
Annabeth: Sweetie, he wants to have sex.
Lemon: I have evolved Magnolia and I'm trying to be a better person.
Magnolia: Are you going soft on me? Don't you go soft on me!
As far as your book goes, Cricket, you know where you can shove it!
Lemon: Daddy, really, scotch for breakfast?
Brick: I agree but my mom is unbearable!
[To Wade] Enough with the GoGo Dancers!
George, there are more important things than your carnal pleasure.
