I just feel like I'm being used by women at every turn.

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They're Leobelles, fans of Annabelle and Leo.

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What is it with you and your sister? You get handed exactly what you want and you're still not happy.

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Your husband is dead because of me.

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Look you're hot and all, but I'm exhausted so hop back on your mommy porn tour bus and get a real life.

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Jane: Jim!
Liam: You're alive.

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I think it's time to take your harem on the road.

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Fantastic! I find the one hot guy in LA who doesn't want fame or money.

Modeling agent

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AbMan cometh.

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Some guy in a bikini must have walked off with your purse.

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I'm sorry we couldn't find your bro-purse.

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So basically what you're saying is I just signed my life away?

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