Popular Lily van der Woodsen Quotes
I can't believe we're all here on a Saturday night. That's a lot of canceled restaurant reservations.
[to Serena] Oh, sweetie. I could never think of you as a bad person. You got into Brown.
It was right out of the Old Serena playbook. You could have thrown in a few boys from the lacrosse team and it would have been the Constance mother-daughter luncheon all over again.
I asked the caterer for a '99 Brunello; it's not a PTA meeting!
This is an adult scandal.
Whenever anybody hears the name Serena van der Woodsen, they are going to think of how she helped scam her friends and family out of hundreds of thousands of dollars.
I don't even know how to be a prostitute. I mean really, how much small talk is required? And where do you even go? And are BJs a must? Because if that's the case, I'm so not doing that.
Young Lily
But being us is awesome!
Young Lily
Carol: All that money comes with strings attached, Lily; people treat you differently.
Young Lily: Yeah, better.
[to waiter] Watch where you're going, you idiot, you almost got udon on my Gucci!
Young Lily
Young Cece: Oh Lily, the hopes and dreams I had for you! An Ivy League education, life on the Upper East Side, married to the richest man in Manhattan.
Young Lily: That's the thing, mom, those are your dreams, not mine.
Lily: Why is my daughter going to one of your concerts?
Rufus: Cause we're awesome.
