Lois Henrickson Quotes
Season 5, Episode 7: "Til Death Do Us Part"
Lois: I'm glad my son divorced you.
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Season 5, Episode 6: "D.I.V.O.R.C.E"
Lois: At this particular moment Frank, we're all we got. We've got to be able to count on each other.
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Season 5, Episode 2: "Seat at the Table"
Lois: (to Bill) Want a sandwich? I've got some bread and some...cream cheese.
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Season 4, Episode 7: "Blood Atonement"
Hollis: It would appear that we have a situation.
Lois: How dare you lay a hand on my son.
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Lois: Benny just remember that in the end I loved you like a good pal.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 6: "Roberta's Funeral"
Lois [about her and Bill's father]: We're gonna be legally married!
Bill: Congratulations.
Lois: No gifts, please!
Bill: Are you happy?
Lois: Well, you know me. I have a naturally cheerful countenance. But anyway, I just wanted to let you know. We won't be moving in together which means we'll probably get along a little better. But it won't matter any way. He won't be around much longer
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Season 1, Episode 2: "Viagra Blue"
Lois [about poisoning Frank]: How can he suspect me when I didn't do anything? That's crazy!
Bill: Fine, fine. So who is gonna pick him up?
Lois: Why don't you go pick him up?
Bill: I hate him as much as you do.
Lois: Then maybe you did it!
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Season 1, Episode 1: "Pilot"
Bill [about his father]: He's gotta get to a doctor.
Lois: No! Remember when he got his fingers caught in the fan? You said doctors and he was fine!
Bill: He needed 23 stitches!
• Rating: Unrated
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