Lt. Maria Laguerta Quotes
Season 4, Episode 6: "If I Had a Hammer"
Laguerta: Take care of personal stuff, Dexter. Take very good care.
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Laguerta: You hate sitting behind a desk.
Angel: But I love being with you.
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Season 2, Episode 4: "See-Through"
LaGuerta: You have backup?
Doakes: Oh yeah, all kinds of backup. Helicopters and s**t.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 10: "Seeing Red"
Dexter Morgan: That leaves only one set of footprints unaccounted for, the killers. This shows everywhere he went in the room. The question is: Why?
Lt. Maria Laguerta: Wait, hold on. Am I missing something? Where are the victim's footprints?
Dexter Morgan: Give that lady a lollipop!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 2: "Crocodile"
Debra Morgan: Watching ice melt, this is fun.
Vince Masuka: Stand a little closer, Morgan, and I'll melt your heart.
Angel Batista: I think he's got a crush on you, Dex!
Dexter Morgan: Huh?
Vince Masuka: Yo, I was talking to Morgan the sister. Vince Masuka only swings one way.
Debra Morgan: Yeah, from vine to vine...
Lt. Maria Laguerta: Enough! Glad to see the sexual harassment seminar really paid off.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 1: "Series Premiere"
Lt. Maria Laguerta: So then he must have already had the head with him in the front seat. Huh, that's weird. Why would he keep it there?
Dexter Morgan: I don't know. So he could use a carpool lane
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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