Lucille 2: You're embarrassed to be with me!
Gob: No, I'm embarrassed to be seen with you!

Lucille 2: Buster, this is exactly why our relationship does not work.
Buster: Our relationship doesn't work?
Lucille 2: No, not as long as you keep getting me all mixed up with your mother.
Buster: It is exactly the opposite. I'm leaving my mother for you. You're replacing my mother.

Lucille: You know, he's damaged goods. He was born with a hole in his heart.
Lucille 2: Listen to me, Lucille. I'm going to fill that hole 'cause we're in love.
Lucille: Oh, please. You're no more in love with him than I am.
Buster: Okay, we're all saying some things we're going to regret.

Buster: I've already got a Lucille in my life.
Lucille 2: I understand ... That's healthy.

Buster: We're probably not that different, you and me. You and I. Is it "I," or is it "me"?
Lucille 2: Buster, it's "us."
Buster: Yes, it is "us." Us.

Lucille 2: Excuse me, but I thought my AARP card was good for one and a guest.
Buster: Hey, you know what? I knew that society would never accept this, and they never will.

Lucille 2: Buster, do you remember when we were kissing last night?
Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. But is this something we can do? Is this something society will allow?
Lucille 2: I don't care what other people think. My God, for the first time in years, I felt like I was standing on solid ground.
Buster: You know, my panic attacks have decreased. I feel confident. I'm feeling proud even.

Lucille 2: Oh, Buster, I feel so foolish.
Buster: No.
Lucille 2: Yes. I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy?
Buster: No.
Lucille 2: Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes.
Buster: No.

Lucille 2: You ready to show me off before God and the whole world?
Buster: Well, it's not my Dad's reaction I'm worried about.

Buster: Has your hair always been that pointy, Miss Austero?
Lucille 2: It's Lucille.
Buster: Right, right. That's my mom's name.

Lucille 2: Lucille? Lucille! Aren't you something? Showing up here without your husband. Shame be damned. Caution to the wind.
Lucille: That's so sweet, darling. I'm here to support you. You're the one who's all alone and likely to stay that way. My husband's just a phone call away.
Lucille 2: That's one call per day, isn't it? Gee, I should think he'd want to save that for his lawyer.

Arrested Development Quotes

Gob: Take off your glasses. Oh ... Wait, wait. Let down your hair. No, glasses on, hair back up. Let's just get that hair right back up.
Kitty: Let me turn the lights off.
Gob: Yes, yes, please.
Kitty: How's that? Is that better?
Gob: It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door.

Soon, George Michael went to Ann's to try to win her back. But her Uncle Paul told him that Ann had moved in with her boyfriend. He also mentioned that we all only had 3 more weeks on earth and that fossils were just something the Jews buried in 1924.

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