Gear up. The robot apocalypse is here.

First of all, that thing is not a she. It's a damn robot. And second of all, what is the matter with you two chuckleheads? Have either one of you seen a movie in the last thirty years? The robots always attack.

That's the most ridiculous idea I've heard all day, and I've had a long day.

Mack: It's not a mask, it's a balaclava.
Robbie: I thought that was a dessert

My axe is plenty sharp. And a shotgun.

Unless your face also does a clown posse thing, I'm infected. Give me some space.

Mack [to Robbie]

The Aryan Brotherhood? Not my type of brothers.

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Quotes

Kasius: Yo-Yo Rodriguez? How peculiar.
Yo-Yo: Says the space mime!

Sousa: Hey, what are you doing up?
Daisy: Why do you care?
Sousa: Because you don't.