Malcolm Howard Quotes
Season 1, Episode 16: "You're Way Too Pretty To Go To Jail"
Malcolm: How many guys was your sister sleeping with?
Bridget: Too many.
• Rating: Unrated
Malcolm: You can't stay here where it's more dangerous than what you left behind.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 15: "P.S. You're an Idiot"
Malcolm: Haven't you notice the only reason I'm here is for you?
• Rating: Unrated
Malcolm: You can't marry Andrew because he's a crook.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 14: "Whores Don't Make That Much"
Malcolm: I believe we can bring peace to ourselves by first bringing peace to others.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 9: "Shut Up and Eat Your Bologna"
Malcolm: It wouldn't be rehab without a eight cup a day habit.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 8: "Maybe We Can Get a Dog Instead?"
Bridget: I thought you were dead.
Malcolm: I thought I was too.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 7: "Oh Gawd, There's Two of Them?"
Bridget: Please tell me you didn't bake.
Malcolm: Hey, I'm trying to celebrate, not kill you.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 3: "If You Ever Want A French Lesson"
Malcolm: Don't just spin theories. Get proof.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 9