I knew you were too good to be true.

Juliet

For what it's worth I'm a better person for loving you.

Bridget

Does anything come out of your mouth that is actually the truth?

Henry

That pedestal he puts me on, it's a long way to fall.

Bridget

Last I checked, 911 was free.

Bridget

It's Siobhan. I'm the good twin.

Siobhan

Last I heard you were serving a life sentence for murder.

Bridget

No offense but I don't think you'd fair too well in jail.

Bridget

Do you really think there's going to be an aisle to walk down once you tell Andrew?

Solomon
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