Ringer

Ringer Quotes

Season 1 Episode 22: "I'm the Good Twin"

Juliet: I knew you were too good to be true.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bridget: For what it's worth I'm a better person for loving you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Henry: Does anything come out of your mouth that is actually the truth?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bridget: That pedestal he puts me on, it's a long way to fall.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Bridget: Last I checked, 911 was free.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Siobhan: It's Siobhan. I'm the good twin.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bridget: Last I heard you were serving a life sentence for murder.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bridget: No offense but I don't think you'd fair too well in jail.
 • Rating: Unrated

Solomon: Do you really think there's going to be an aisle to walk down once you tell Andrew?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 21: "It's Called Improvising, Bitch!"

Catherine: Whose life is so pathetic that they have to live someone else's to be happy?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Catherine: I don't want you Andrew or that paperweight you're planning to bludgeon me with.
 • Rating: Unrated

Olivia: After the second hit attempt you said sit tight. So I did but I didn't think that meant you were going to take hostages.
 • Rating: Unrated

Catherine: He is the bastard who cheated on me with that whore.
 • Rating: Unrated

Siobhan: I based my bribery on the salary of a hotel maid not a high end call girl with a taste for Faberge eggs.
 • Rating: Unrated

Catherine: I'm the one who loves her. That's why I kept her busy all day with errands to she wouldn't find your corpse.
 • Rating: Unrated

Siobhan: The last thing that Juliet needs is a chemically dependent, promiscuous, part time parent.
 • Rating: Unrated

Catherine: It was too late the minute you took queen bitch here out of the tub.
 • Rating: Unrated

Siobhan: We both know you're never more than one disgusting sex act away from shacking up with a new sugar daddy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 20: "If You're Just an Evil Bitch Then Get Over It"

Bridget: I know him because I killed him.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Juliet: If you're sick, I want you to get better but if you're just an evil bitch, then get over it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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