Grey's Anatomy
Thursdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Mark Sloan Quotes
MARK: "Aren't you gonna get in there? If you wanna be chief, you gotta fight with the big boys."
ADDISON: "Oh, I intend to fight like a girl. I'll let them kill each other and then I'll be the only one left standing."
MEREDITH: "McSteamy! Woo hoo!"
MARK: "McSteamy? That's what you're calling me now?"
MEREDITH: "Yes... but I don't think you are supposed to know that."
MARK: "How's my favorite dirty mistress?"
MEREDITH: "No, now I'm an adulterous whore!"
Mark: Lex - I'm still in love with you. I tried not be, but it didn't work. And Sloane's gone, there is no baby, and I don't want to sleep around. I want another chance. I'm in love with you.
Lexie: Karev, he's...Mark, I have a boyfriend.
Mark: I know. All I'm saying is that you could have a husband.
Bet you're wishing you took the stairs right about now...
MARK: "'I’m a friendly guy?'"
RICHARD: "Sloan…"
MARK: "She pressed 5 and got off at 3. She’d rather walk up two flights of stairs than flirt with you. Hell, she’d rather climb up the outside of the building."
RICHARD: "I wasn’t flirting."
MARK: "You’re telling me!"
Mark: What can I do for you ladies?
Brunette Girl: Tell him!
Blonde Girl: No! It's, it's embarrassing.
Mark: You can tell me.
Brunette Girl: You look exactly like her dad!
Erica: [smirks]
Richard: Swing and a miss.
MIRANDA: "Stevens. You are to-"
IZZIE: "Look and not touch or speak or breathe. I got it."
MARK: "So this is the crack team, huh?"
MIRANDA: "Feel free to take one."
MARK: "How about I take the one who doesn't touch, or speak or breathe?"
IZZIE: "Great."
ALEX: "Dammit."
DEREK: "It'd be nice if every love triangle could be fixed with a scalpel."
MARK: "If they could, you would have stabbed me with a ten blade a long time ago."
[both laugh]
Derek: I'll write a check. How much?
Arizona: I'll split it with you.
Mark: I have a teenager - what if she wants to go to college?
Arizona: Have you met her?
Mark: Fine, I'm in.
Mark: Open up! Open the door Torres. Open the door. I'll keep knocking and potentially damage my million dollar hands.
Callie: (crying) My ex husband died, he died. He actually got hit by a bus. George got hit by a bus. And now... now I have to get a new job and I'm never gonna see my friends anymore and Arizona keeps bringing me doughnuts!
Mark: Is this place for sale? It's nice.
Callie: What?
Mark: Oh, nothing.
I wanna build a life and a family. And I'm not wasting my time on someone that doesn't share that interest.
Sloan: A baby?
Callie: Growing like a weed in my uterus.
Sloan: Not like a weed... like a mighty oak.
