Favorite Marshall Mann Quotes
Marshall: It's better than Fallujah. That's our new bumper sticker right?
Mary: It's either that or WITSEC: It's not just for mobsters anymore.
Mary: Another day, another dollar.
Marshall: You gotta raise?
Marshal Mann: Andy, Witness Protection is a little like 'Where's Waldo?'. Waldo is difficult to find because he blends in with the scenery.
Mary: Which is why Waldo doesn't wear a yarmaka.
Andy: This Waldo is Jewish?
Marshal Mann: Hard to say.
Marshall: Your claws are showing.
Mary: They don't retract.
Marshall: The dulcet sound of a Mary Shannon admission so rarely heard in nature.
Mary: Do you think everyone wants to punch you in the mouth?
Great, our witness is Archie Bunker except, you know, not funny.
Marshall: Besides I don't mind hanging out with Vic.
Mary: Of course you don't. He's a pint size you with a killer tan.
"For two days I sweated through sweat pants which is harder than it sounds."
Stan: She buy it?
Marshall: I think so. She just hung up without a sarcastic comment.
Since taking an early retirement from the hubcap business, Carlos has gone a little hippie granola. In addition to his alpacanomics, he fancies himself a bit of a shaman.
Marshall: I told her that was out of the question.
Mary: Well that always works with teenagers, 'out of the question.' Next time maybe take 'over my dead body' out for a spin.
Marshall: You are in a different kind of mood this morning.
Mary: Actually, I'm in a really good mood. Which is kind of weird considering where I was 48 hours ago. Then I had a witness off herself and, like that is not bad enough, I've got to play second fiddle to a knucklehead like you.
Marshall: Thanks for lumping me in with kidnapping, attempted rape and suicide. Can't tell you how much that means.
