Mouth: You wanna go to the gym?
Skills: For sure my chubby buddy.

Mouth: I have felt a bit of weight lately, but I don't know the cause of it.
Skills: I think it's your ass.

Mouth: Anything I can do?
Dan: Yeah, go easy on the carbs.

The stupid dry cleaners shrunk another shirt. What is that, three now?

In case you have noticed, I'm weird Millie. I'm an odd duck.

Jerry: Dude, were you really just plunging toilets?
Mouth: Yeah, we really gotta stop serving tamales at happy hour.
Jerry: You know how guys are, huh?
Mouth: It was the girls' bathroom.

Parents coming home tired from work and still have time for their kids. That's who I respect.

Sorry for the guy who has to clean up this place, which is me.

Mouth: Wow, what are you?
Millie: I'm a free bitch, baby.

Millie: Can I ask you a question?
Mouth: What?
Millie: Do you never miss me?
Mouth: Of course.
Millie: Thanks, means a lot.

I'm sorry I asked you out. I was drunk. I was at Tric and Haley gave this carpe diem speech...the kind that makes you want to jump on your desk and rip pages out of your text book.

I miss the old Millie that hung out with her friends and cared about her job. I want that Millie back.

One Tree Hill Quotes

I found my other half.

Julian

Jerry: Dude, were you really just plunging toilets?
Mouth: Yeah, we really gotta stop serving tamales at happy hour.
Jerry: You know how guys are, huh?
Mouth: It was the girls' bathroom.