Season 1, Episode 18: "Extended Families"
Matt: Landry, you're retarded.• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Season 1, Episode 16: "Black Eyes & Broken Hearts"
Matt Saracen: You don't have to worry about me, in a fight I just kinda stand in the back and just yell stuff.• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Season 1, Episode 4: "Who's Your Daddy"
Matt Saracen: Y'all want a Swizzler?• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Season 1, Episode 2: "Eyes Wide Open"
Matt: My eyes were open sir. My eyes were wide open!• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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