Michael Westen Quotes (Page 9)
Season 5, Episode 10: "Army of One"
Jesse: I know, I know, I owe you and your mom more than a thank you for this one.
Michael: A new tie would be nice.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 9: "An Eye for an Eye"
Michael: Do you know why hell is scary? It's not the pain, it's not the torture or burning in a lake of fire. It's because it's forever..... Like me!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Michael: One of us should....
Sam: Not it!
Michael: [blank stare]
Sam: You weren't expecting that were you?
Michael: Fine, but the next errand is yours.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Michael: I guess you're going to Orlando
Sam: Not it.
Michael: What happen to the promise to run the next errand?
Sam: It's null and void when I say "not it".
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 8: "Hard Out"
Jesse: There are still 5 guys with machine guns.
Michael: Better than 40.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Pearce: Anyone tell you that your brand of espionage is hell on the nerves?
Michael: All the time.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 7: "Beseiged"
Michael: There are many things to believe in this world; Zachariah is not one of them.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Michael: Fi, you don't have to do this I could...
Fiona: Oh please, you would stick out like Sam's chin.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sam: Guy's name is Zachariah he is the E. N. I. C.
Michael: [blank look]
Sam: Extremist Nutbag In Charge
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Michael: Ma, you need to keep her calm she's...
Madeline: She married the wrong man, I know something about that. Just go get Tommy
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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