Mozzie: A New Yorker that doesn't take the subway is a New Yorker you can't trust.
Neal: I don't take the subway.
Mozzie: Exactly.

Neal: You like scavenger hunts?
Mozzie: I've been known to uncover an Easter egg or two in my time.

Peter: (about his pizza) Finish?
Mozzie: Lactose.

I get the apartment.

I just said that to a guy who enjoys killing people with his bare hands.

That's the closest I've come to death this year.

Happily ever after isn't for guys like us.

We feel free when we escape even if it will be from the frying pan to the fire.

Peter: Talk some sense into him.
Mozzie: We'll take that under advisement, Suit.

Neal Caffrey on paper - not so good.

Neal: I think we should stay here...
Mozzie: Hey Heff!

Neal: How did you get in here?
Mozzie: I used this (showing his fist)- I knocked.